In bygone days the ping pong wars lasted a thousand year. Bats were made, bats were broken. Ping pong balls were aimed at eyeballs, ear holes and heart valves. Eventually a superpowertook charge and outlawed ping pong. But, secret underground ping pong battles persisted owing to the addiction of approaching euphoria. They never realised that euphoria cannot be achieved that way. Rumours say that ping pong battles still exist. Woe betide those that find them.
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